saw this on another blog. cracks me up.

Google for "[insert name here] needs" and post the top ten results.

Christina needs to hear from you right away so she can plan effectively.

Christina needs to advance from good to great.

Christina needs to own her whiteness and stop trying to be a rapper 2.

Christina needs someone who can handle her behaviors in a patient, consistent and loving way and who can demonstrate an appropriate role model.

Christina needs to wear clothes ON TOP of her underwear.

Christina needs to consume 1725 calories per day to maintain her current weight, and 2225 to gain one pound per week.

Christina needs our votes!

And yes, Christina needs here own podcast if she will.

Christina needs to get her angels back.

Christina needs to come down to earth and not expect so much.